"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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