so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
drinking out of a sandbucket again
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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