I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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