they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I am spending my child support on dildos
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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