Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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