Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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