yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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