Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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