Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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