Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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