She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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