She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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