Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Is Oprah even human
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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