Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
3 2 1 whiskey
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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