I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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