Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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