This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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