oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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