hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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