Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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