I cockslap morals
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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