So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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