these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Cover your peen. We're going out.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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