I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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