I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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