just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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