Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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