It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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