Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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