No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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