Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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