Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
