Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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