great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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