I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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