You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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