Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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