spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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