My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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