My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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