hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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