Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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