just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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