Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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