Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
