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there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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