I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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