Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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