Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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