My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Randomize
