that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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