Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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