My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Damn victory sex feels great
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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