4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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